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| 1 | I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
- Ed Bluestone |
| 2 | My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.
- Buddy Hackett |
| 3 | Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana...The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
- Matt Lauer, on NBC'sToday show, August 22, 1996 |
| 4 | There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
- Seen on a bumper sticker |
| 5 | Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter.
- Seen on a bumper sticker |
| 6 | The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
- Calvin Trillin |
| 7 | Wine hath drowned more people than the sea.
- Anonymous |
| 8 | There are two reasons for drinking: one is when you are thirsty, to cure it; the other, when you are not thirsty to prevent it. Prevention is better than cure.
- T. L. Peacock |
| 9 | On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
- George Mikes |
| 10 | Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
- Anonymous |
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