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| 1 | If I went round saying I was an emporer just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away
- Monthy Python, The Holy Grail |
| 2 | Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.
- Monthy Python, The Holy Grail |
| 3 | There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
- Douglas Adams |
| 4 | What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
- Woody Allen |
| 5 | I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
- Winston Bennett |
| 6 | Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.
- George Carlin |
| 7 | Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.
- Johnny Carson |
| 8 | I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
- Joel Hodgson |
| 9 | My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
- Rich Jeni |
| 10 | The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
- Leo Kennedy |
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